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queer as folk:
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[***]
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They say that change
is good for you,
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that it keeps you
on your toes.
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Well, if that's
true, i should be
a fucking ballerina.
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Who'd have believed
that babylon would be
a bombed-out memory?
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Or that mel and linz
uld be moving to canada?
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Or that ted would at
last find true love?
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Or that... huh.
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I can barely even say
it, but i'll try.
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That mr. Brian kinney would
ask mr. Justin taylor
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for his hand in marriage?
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Holy shit!
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Holy shit.
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What?
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You look...
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Good?
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Bad?
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Laughable?
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Beautiful.
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I do?
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It's not a question.
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It's a declaration.
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So try and be
more emphatic
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when the minister
asks you if
you want to go
through with this.
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I do.
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Meanwhile, over
at our house,
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things were pretty
much the same,
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which, after nearly
getting blown up,
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was fine by me.
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Okay, the difference
between greek,
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elizabethan and
modern tragedy.
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Uh, you're allowed
one phone call.
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Hush!
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I'll get it.
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Anything to
avoid studying.
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Hello?
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How's he doing?
Oh...
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he's got a lot of
catching up to do,
but i'm hopeful.
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Here, look at this.
Hunter:
Yeah, he's here.
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Hold on for
a second.
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Uh, i mean,
please hold on
for a second.
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Michael,
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it's for you.
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Huh.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is him... he.
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Um, i'm
sorry, um...
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we're a little
t thshor month.
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Oh...
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really?
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Well, i... l-i'd
be happy to.
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You can
count on it.
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My pleasure.
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Who is...
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that was the committee
for human rights.
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Oh, i hope you
told them
weady gave.
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I did, but they
didn't want money.
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Then what do
they want?
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Me.
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So how's it going?
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What? You have
laryngitis?
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Get your wisdom
teeth extracted?
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No, don't
tell me: You've
become a nun
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and you've taken
an oath of silence.
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Yeah, i'm sister
mary-go-fuck-
yourself.
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You know, i haven't
seen or heard
from you in days,
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except for
an e-mail
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cancelling your
birthday dinner.
Tad insisted
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on whisking me off
to mount flame
for gay ski week,
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just the two
of us. Isn't
that adorable?
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Precious.
Yeah, got to
keep my thighs
in shape,
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and i don't
mean just for
the slopes.
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Why did you
do that?
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How long have
you known tad?
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Three weeks.
And you decided
to cancel
your plans
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to be with
your friends on
your birthday
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in order to
be with him?
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I need to do
some pec-deck.
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Those lycra
ski suits are
unforgiving.
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Teddy.
I don't want to
talk about it.
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You're just
feeling jealous
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because i've
finally found the
love of my life.
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No, i am
not jealous.
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Nothing would
make me happier
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than for you to
find the love
of your life.
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But to allow someone
that you've known
less than a month
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to isolate you...
he's not
isolating me.
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I want to be
with him and i...
i resent you
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accusing
him of...
hi, sweetheart.
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Hey, how's
my baby?
Very good.
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Both:
Mmmmm...
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i just passed
sports chalet.
They're having
a sale.
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We should
check it out,
for the trip.
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Oh, hi, emmett.
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Hello, tad.
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"Your wife doesn't
need to know...
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neither does
your girlfriend."
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Our research indicates
that the primary demo
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for your new erectile
dysfunction medication
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is men between the
ages of 45 and 75,
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with a couple
of gents in
their 100s
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expressing keen interest.
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And there was also
another group...
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not to be overlooked:
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"Your wife
doesn't need
to know
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and neither does
your boyfriend."
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I find this
crude, offensive
and sophomoric.
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Like "american
pie" for seniors
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than an ad offering
hope for millions
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suffering from a
serious medical problem.
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I have to say, i
agree with ms. Dixon.
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I want to see...
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a happily
married couple...
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with flecks of
grey in their hair,
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embracing in front
of a warm fire
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with copy that
reads: "rekindle
the flame."
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Not some
dirty joke.
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These are
conservative
times
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?????
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t
famous photograph
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of immigrants
arriving on
ellis island.
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They give you
a new name
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'cause they can't
pronounce the
one you've got.
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"Peterson"?
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You move into
a one-room
apartment,
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start taking
in laundry
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and speaking
english with a
yiddish accent.
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Hey, honey,
it's toronto,
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not the lower
east side.
[Sighing]
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My cousin jeannie
said there's a
house for rent
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down the
street from her
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with a starbucks
and a gap on
the corner.
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Our future's
secured.
[Chuckling]
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Yours too.
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Oh, it'll be
strange not
coming over,
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seeing you and
gus and jenny.
I know.
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You'll just have
to come visit us.
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You'll always have
a place to stay.
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If you ever
decide to pack your
bags and leave.
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Mel.
It was a joke.
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I know you
and brian
will be happy.
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We all will be.
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Woman:
The polls are showing
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thince
the bombing,
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support for "stop
prop 14" is up 28%.
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The committee
for human rights
wants to take
full advantage
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of this sudden
groundswell
of sympathy
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and turn i
tinto a victory.
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We want to show
the general
poputionla
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that the gay
community
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is not just the
transvestites and
leather daddies
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they see at the
gay pride parade.
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But for the
most part, it's
people like you,
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like them,
with a partner,
a home, a family,
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who were victims
of this...
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unspeakable
act of violence.
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But what do i have
to do with it?
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We want to
introduce you
at the press
nference,
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have you say
a few words.
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I... i'm not
much of a
public speaker.
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I wouldn't know
to whaty.
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Not to worry.
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We have some
excellent
speech writers
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who'll be
your voice.
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Just give us
your body.
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Well, i haven't
had a proposition
that tempting
in a long time.
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So you'll do it?
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I'm all yours. Ing of door]
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What are those?
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My revised ads
for remson's
instant wood.
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What do
you think?
At that age,
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i thought if
they're on
the floor,
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it meant they've
llen and they
can't get up.
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Which do
you prefer?
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None.
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Just because you
wouldn't watch
geriatrics gonlde wi
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doesn't mean
they can't do it.
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It's not funny,
it's not sexy.
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Haven't you heard?
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Sex is out.
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Who told
you that?
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Now put on
your sluttiest
club clothes
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and bring plenty
of drugs 'cause
we're going out.
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I wainkis th
we'd spend a nice,
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quiet evening
at home.
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Huh.
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What the
fuck's this?
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It's the end
of your life
as you know it.
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Your farewell
appearance.
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Kinney's
last stand.
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Welcome to
that quaint,
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heterosexual
male tradition
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known as "the
stag party",
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with a slightly
gay twist.
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Let's get
this poor
sucker a drink.
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Come join us.
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No.
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You hurry back.
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All right.
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Hey, ringo.
Tedster!
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What'll it be?
The usual?
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Uh, make it
one for my baby
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and one for
yours truly.
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I see you
hooked a hottie.
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Yeah, he's
a eper.
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This time,
it's for real.
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On the house.
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Ah, aren't you
generous with
the boss' money.
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Anything for you.
Thanks, ringo.
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You're the best.
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Hey, teddy.
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Em.
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I just want to
say i'm sorry
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for what i
said about tad.
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If you love him,
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i'm sure
he must be a
wonderful person
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because you're a
wonderful person.
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And if you want
to know the truth,
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ah... i am
jealous.
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But not because,
uh, you have him.
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Because
he has you.
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You still
have me.
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Cranberry and
soda pour toi,
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and cranberry and
soda pour moi.
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You can shove them
both up your ass.
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Tad.
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Tad, would
you stop?
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What's wrong?
What happened?
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How could
you do that?
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Right in
front of me,
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like i was
invisible.
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Do what?
You know
perfectly well.
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I really don't.
You want a list?
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How about coming on
to that bartender?
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Wh... ringo?
I wasn't coming
on to him.
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I was telling
him about you.
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And he was
congratulating
me, he...
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he gave us
free drinks.
Uh-huh.
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And what
about your
beloved emmett?
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I thought
you told me
that was over.
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S ovit i.
Emmett is a friend.
That's all.
, reohly?
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Well, it looked
like a lot more
than that to me.
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Well, whatever
you think it
looked like,
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i was socializing.
Nothing more.
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You can call it
whatever you want.
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I call it
being a slut!
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Se me?
You heard
what i said.
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Well, i'm not
going to put up
with that, okay?
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I should never
have gotten
involved with you
in the first place.
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Why don't
you go back to
your friends?
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I never want to
see you again.
253
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,634
Fuck you!
254
00:11:56,101 --> 00:11:58,001
Michael:
Can i have your
attention, please?
255
00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:01,467
I would like
to offer a toast
256
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:04,367
in memory of
brian kinney.
257
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:07,367
Outgoing, friendly,
some say to a fault,
258
00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:09,600
he never met a man
he didn't like.
259
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:11,867
In his
younger days,
260
00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:14,168
brian dreamed of
being a lawyer.
261
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,801
He said, "i want
to get innocent
men off...
262
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,433
I'll go to
any length
263
00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:21,700
to get to the
bottom of things."
264
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,734
Later on in life,
265
00:12:24,734 --> 00:12:26,867
he devoted himself
to volunteer work.
266
00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:27,901
Ben:
Yes.
It's true.
267
00:12:27,901 --> 00:12:31,433
If he heard
that someone
was laid up,
268
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:33,834
or flat on
his back,
269
00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:36,700
he'd come time
and time again
270
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,101
until they
felt better.
271
00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:40,500
So...
272
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,333
Now that he's gone,
273
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:45,767
i'm sure that there's
not a man in this room
274
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:48,801
who wouldn't
agree that he
has left a hole
275
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,268
that can never
be filled.
276
00:12:52,201 --> 00:12:53,567
Here's
to brian.
277
00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:55,400
All:
To brian!
278
00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,834
Ah-ah...
279
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,067
michael:
Go for it,
brian.
280
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,867
Various:
Oh, i just want
to smack it.
281
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,500
No tan lines.
282
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,867
Okay. Wait,
wait, wait.
283
00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:24,001
Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
284
00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:27,367
The prisoner
respectfully chooses
285
00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:29,467
not to partake of
his last meal...
286
00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:30,834
all:
Aw-w.
287
00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:34,867
But to be led instead
to the gallows a hungry
288
00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:37,333
but happy man.
289
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,168
Go on. Have
a little fun.
290
00:13:39,168 --> 00:13:40,400
It ain't
so little.
291
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,834
No, seriously.
You have my
permission.
292
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:45,600
Hey, i'm content
to take my winnings
and go home.
293
00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:48,767
You go for it,
emmylou.
294
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:50,067
[Patting]
No...
295
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,634
Okay.
296
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:54,634
Come on, tiger.
297
00:13:58,801 --> 00:14:00,300
Brian:
Now remember,
298
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,867
when the bull-dyke
minister says,
299
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:06,367
Ay i have the
rings, please?"
300
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,801
That's when
you bring the
rings to daddy,
301
00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:09,901
okay?
Okay.
302
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,001
Now, let's
practice.
303
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,134
You go stand
over there.
304
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,001
Ready?
305
00:14:20,001 --> 00:14:21,168
Yes.
306
00:14:22,101 --> 00:14:23,467
May i have the
rings, please?
307
00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:27,300
Ha ha!
Good boy.
308
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,333
You get a
kiss for that.
309
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:33,734
Better late
than never.
310
00:14:34,101 --> 00:14:35,767
You finally
grew a heart. Ss fhat.
311
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,534
Better late
than never.
312
00:14:37,534 --> 00:14:39,700
You finally
grew a heart.
313
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,667
Well, maybe
you'll have
the same luck
314
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:42,867
growing a penis.
315
00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:45,201
Okay, big guy,
316
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:46,201
time for your nap.
317
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,134
No, we didn't
play yet.
318
00:14:47,134 --> 00:14:48,534
You'll see
daddy later.
319
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:51,934
Uh-uh,
buddy-boy.
320
00:14:57,901 --> 00:14:59,467
I want you to know
321
00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:01,967
that despite our
past grievances...
oh, christ,
322
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:04,268
can't you dykes
just leave the
country forever
323
00:15:04,268 --> 00:15:06,034
without making
a big deal
out of it?
324
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,667
We'll try our best.
325
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,901
But before we do,
326
00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:13,934
i want to wish
you and justin
327
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,067
all the happiness
on earth.
328
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,634
I mean that.
329
00:15:21,034 --> 00:15:22,967
And i want you to
know that i'm glad
330
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:24,168
you're going to be
here for the wedding.
331
00:15:26,101 --> 00:15:27,567
I mean that, too.
332
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,734
Why thank you, . Rian b
333
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:34,600
it would've really
fucked up justin's
seating arrangement.
334
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,667
It's justin's
gift to us.
335
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,367
Going-away
present.
336
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,034
I feel like
gertrude stein.
337
00:15:46,034 --> 00:15:47,600
You're not
that heavy...
338
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,433
yet.
339
00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:51,168
No, i mean it'ke
having a picasso
340
00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:53,201
before he
becomes picasso.
341
00:15:57,268 --> 00:15:58,667
He really is
good, isn't he?
342
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,500
Better than good.
343
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,067
That's why
you better
be good to him.
344
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:06,767
Considering what
he's sacrificing
to be with you.
345
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,268
My son michael's
press conference...
346
00:16:13,268 --> 00:16:14,667
hamburger medium,
fruit instead
of fries...
347
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,700
tuesday
at 2:30...
348
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,101
chicken caesar.
Don't forget.
349
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,234
Dressing's on
the side, honey.
350
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,400
What you studying?
351
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,801
The tudor monarchs.
352
00:16:21,801 --> 00:16:23,767
I fucking loved
english history.
353
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:27,234
Go ahead, ask
me a question.
354
00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:30,134
The wives of
henry the eighth.
In order.
355
00:16:30,134 --> 00:16:31,168
Easy.
356
00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:32,667
Catherine of aragon,
anne boleyn,
357
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,400
jane seymour,
anne of cleves,
358
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,801
kathryn howard...
359
00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:37,801
who in the hell
wae las th one?
360
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,433
Katherine parr!
361
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:42,101
Oh, wicked.
Honey, if there's
one thing i know about,
362
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,534
it's queens.
363
00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:44,500
Deb, your
order's up.
364
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,300
And if i hear one
more fucking ding,
365
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,667
his head'sng
goito roll faster than
anne boleyn's.
366
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,867
Don't forget michael's
press conference,
367
00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:52,400
tuesday, 2:30.
368
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,300
That's when i've
got my tranny
support group.
369
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,534
So bring
them along.
370
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,268
Then he accused
me of coming on
371
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,934
to practically
every guy at
the stag party,
including you.
372
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,534
Am i repeating
myself?
373
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:07,500
I'm repeating
myself,
374
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,767
just like my
uncle louie.
375
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:10,934
He'd tell the same
goddamn story over
and over again,
376
00:17:10,934 --> 00:17:12,634
like the time
he peed next
to bob hope.
377
00:17:12,634 --> 00:17:14,300
Well, aunt lulah
always said,
378
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,967
"a good story is
worth retelling."
379
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:18,201
Ou go
right ahead.
380
00:17:18,201 --> 00:17:20,600
He became
is ethirely
different person.
381
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,268
A person l-i
didn't even know.
382
00:17:22,268 --> 00:17:23,767
He was so loving,
and sweet,
383
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:26,367
and then he turned
into this angry,
suspicious...
384
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:27,433
both:
...punitive,
385
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:29,433
paranoiac? Yeah,
it's a classic case
386
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:30,967
of borderline
personality
disorder.
387
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,467
How could i
have not seen
it coming?
388
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,534
Because you
didn't want to.
389
00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:38,168
You wanted
to be in love.
Wh doesn't?
390
00:17:38,168 --> 00:17:40,067
So stop beating
yourself up.
391
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:42,001
Just be glad
it's over.
392
00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:45,901
Tied you tur
o yo bed and fed you
your dead parakeet.
393
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,367
Yeah, i suppose.
394
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:53,367
The right guy will
come along, teddy.
395
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:54,634
You'll see.
396
00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:58,567
Shake?
397
00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:03,801
Right this way,
gentlemen.
398
00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:06,834
Oh, uh, i was
planning on
wearing this suit
to the wedding
399
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,467
but with a
different tie.
400
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:09,634
What do you think?
401
00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:11,134
What, are you trying
to upstage me?
402
00:18:11,134 --> 00:18:13,067
I just want to
look my best.
403
00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:19,001
Doesn't matter to
me if you're naked
404
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:20,734
as long as
you're there
to give me away.
405
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,201
Oh, well, in
that case,
406
00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:25,600
maybe i should
wear my black
leather pants.
407
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,367
At? You mean the
ones you wore...
408
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,801
the first night we
went to babylon.
409
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,333
They were so
tight, you could
barely move.
410
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,834
I know, my balls
were killing me.
411
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:34,967
And that shirt
you were wearing.
412
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:36,333
What was wrong
with the shirt
i was wearing?
413
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,734
No self-
respecting pimp
would be caught
dead in that.
414
00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:40,168
Huh, i thought
i looked pretty hot.
415
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:41,567
You did look
pretty hot.
416
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,534
That night, l-i jerked off thin
417
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,001
well, what
do you know?
418
00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:54,333
That night, l-i jerked
off thinking about you.
419
00:18:57,234 --> 00:19:01,867
Well, what
do you know?
420
00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:03,134
I jerked off thinking
about me too.
421
00:19:03,134 --> 00:19:05,001
Who'd have thought
that one day babylon
would be gone
422
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,134
and we'd be sitting
here in suits?
423
00:19:07,134 --> 00:19:10,867
Talking about our
wild and recklessly-
dressed youth.
424
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:14,034
Pathetic, huh?
425
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,234
Inevitable.
426
00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:20,534
Gentlemen.
427
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,634
Merlot.
428
00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:23,268
Uh, pepsi.
429
00:19:23,268 --> 00:19:26,300
Uh... uh, make
that a glass
of white wine.
430
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,500
Almost ready.
How are you doing?
431
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,667
He's scared
shitless.
432
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,168
I'm fine,
thank you.
433
00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:40,934
Just stick to
your speech
434
00:19:40,934 --> 00:19:42,901
and i'm sure you'll
do splendidly.
435
00:19:42,901 --> 00:19:46,168
Um, excuse me.
436
00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:48,300
Excuse me, honey.
437
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,001
Sorry, sweetheart,
i think these
are our seats.
438
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,067
My-my son's
speaking.
439
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,168
Thank you.
440
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,201
My son's speaking.
441
00:19:58,934 --> 00:19:59,967
Beth:
Who are they?
442
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,433
His mother and
her friends.
443
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,801
They can't
sit there.
444
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:03,934
Move them
to the back
445
00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:05,367
out of camera range.
446
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,067
Albert:
So, if you
don't mind
moving down...
447
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,400
there's a little
more room in the
back. Thanks.
448
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:20,268
Is something
the matter?
449
00:20:20,268 --> 00:20:22,834
Oh, just a little
misunderstanding.
450
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:25,734
Those seats were
adis sal the matter?
451
00:20:25,734 --> 00:20:26,967
For who?
452
00:20:26,967 --> 00:20:30,600
For couples
with children
like yourselves.
453
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,367
I apologize
for the mix-up.
454
00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:46,500
Good afternoon
and welcome.
455
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,001
The committee
for human rights
456
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:51,268
has called today's
pres conference
457
00:20:51,268 --> 00:20:55,467
in response to the
unconscionable act
of violence
458
00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:57,700
that took the
lives of seven
459
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:00,500
and critically injured
dozens of others
460
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:05,268
at a recent benefit
to stop proposition 14.
461
00:21:05,268 --> 00:21:08,134
We express our sympathies
to the families
462
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,300
who lost their loved ones,
463
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,268
and vow to continue
fighting for equal rights
464
00:21:13,268 --> 00:21:16,767
for all americans,
straight and gay.
465
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:26,634
Now, i'd like you to meet
one of the survivors
466
00:21:26,634 --> 00:21:30,700
of that senseless tragedy,
michael novotny.
467
00:21:51,467 --> 00:21:53,067
Thank you,
congresswoman.
468
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,634
"Thank you,
congresswoman."
469
00:21:57,634 --> 00:22:00,534
Oh... l-i already
said that part.
470
00:22:00,534 --> 00:22:01,901
few weeks ago
471
00:22:01,901 --> 00:22:04,600
the doctors weren't sure
i was going to make it.
472
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,901
But i was one of
the lucky ones.
473
00:22:06,901 --> 00:22:08,801
I'm here.
474
00:22:08,801 --> 00:22:10,634
And as terrifying
as that evening was,
475
00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:12,801
i would be there
again to defeat a bill
476
00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:14,734
that would deny
rights to americans
477
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,801
just because they're gay.
478
00:22:22,867 --> 00:22:25,534
I have a loving partner
and two wonderful kids,
479
00:22:25,534 --> 00:22:28,001
a home, a small business.
480
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,700
The truth is,
i'm just like you."
481
00:22:45,534 --> 00:22:48,367
Actually, that's
not the truth.
482
00:22:50,234 --> 00:22:54,267
Sure, in a lot of ways
i at the truth. You.'s
483
00:22:54,267 --> 00:22:56,033
i want to be happy.
484
00:22:56,033 --> 00:22:57,033
I want some security,
485
00:22:57,033 --> 00:22:58,734
a little extra
money in my pocket.
486
00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:03,000
But in many ways, my life
is nothing like yours.
487
00:23:04,834 --> 00:23:06,868
Why should it be?
488
00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:03,010
489
00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:03,010
490
00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:19,667
In the gay community,
we have drag queenss
491
00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:22,934
and leather daddies
and trannies
492
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:27,033
and couples with children
every colour of the rainbow.
493
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:31,334
My mother, who's
standing way in the back
494
00:23:31,334 --> 00:23:36,868
with some friends,
my friends,
495
00:23:36,868 --> 00:23:40,400
once told me that people
are like snowflakes,
496
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:44,067
every one special
and unique,
497
00:23:44,067 --> 00:23:47,501
and in the morning
you have to shovel
them off the driveway.
498
00:23:51,467 --> 00:23:55,334
But being different
is what makes us
all the same.
499
00:23:57,033 --> 00:24:00,868
It's what makes
us... family.
500
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,033
Man:
Yeah.
Man 2:
Here here!
501
00:24:35,334 --> 00:24:37,267
Guess what? I
called the lodge
at mount flame
502
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,834
and got usan upgrade.
503
00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:42,234
One of their
deluxe suites on
the club floor:
504
00:24:42,234 --> 00:24:44,067
Fireplace, terrace,
with a jacuzzi.
505
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,667
What are you
doing here?
506
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,834
What do you mean?
507
00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:50,534
I mean after that
little character
assassination you
performed on me,
508
00:24:50,534 --> 00:24:52,000
i thought i'd never
see you again.
509
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,167
Oh, let's just
forget about that.
510
00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:55,467
I don't want to
forget about that.
511
00:24:55,467 --> 00:24:57,434
I told you
i had a few
flaws, didn't i?
512
00:24:57,434 --> 00:24:58,434
That's more
than a flaw,
513
00:24:58,434 --> 00:24:59,968
that's a serious
malfunction.
514
00:24:59,968 --> 00:25:02,534
Well, i just...
sometimes i just
get a little
jealous, that's all.
515
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:03,834
That's all?
516
00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:07,167
Yeah, but it's only
because i love you.
517
00:25:09,868 --> 00:25:12,267
And you love me.
You know you do.
518
00:25:13,501 --> 00:25:15,300
I loved the person
i thought i knew.
519
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,200
I'm still the
same person.
520
00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:23,901
Well, i'm not.
521
00:25:23,901 --> 00:25:26,734
Now, i want
you to go.
522
00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:29,200
I'm not going
anywhere.
Look,
523
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,734
i'm asking
you to leave.
524
00:25:30,734 --> 00:25:33,968
Ted, you'll
get over this.
525
00:25:33,968 --> 00:25:35,667
I already have.
526
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:36,801
So, if you
don't mind,
527
00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:38,367
i've had a
really long day.
528
00:25:39,834 --> 00:25:42,601
No, i'm not
going anywhere.
529
00:25:42,601 --> 00:25:45,234
You can't get
rid of me.
530
00:25:45,234 --> 00:25:46,767
Look, don't make
me force you.
531
00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:49,667
You let go.
Then leave. Now!
532
00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:50,834
I can't believe
you're doing this.
533
00:25:50,834 --> 00:25:53,033
I trusted you,
i loved you.
534
00:25:53,033 --> 00:25:54,100
I thought you
were a good person.
535
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,901
I am a good
person.
No, you're shit!
536
00:25:55,901 --> 00:25:57,300
Who the fuck do
you think you are,
537
00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,601
treating me like this?
538
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:01,734
No! No!
I said i
want you out.
539
00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:03,667
I said i want
you out.
Ted!
540
00:26:03,667 --> 00:26:05,033
Get the fuck out!
Ted!
541
00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:06,634
Ted!
542
00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:10,868
Open the door.
543
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,334
Ted?
544
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:19,067
T... ted?
545
00:26:19,067 --> 00:26:21,901
Ted, please,
open the door.
546
00:26:23,434 --> 00:26:24,567
Ted.
547
00:26:29,501 --> 00:26:31,534
I had a dream
last night
548
00:26:31,534 --> 00:26:33,133
that we were in
our new house.
549
00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:36,634
Cooking?
550
00:26:37,868 --> 00:26:39,033
Gardening?
551
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,868
Sitting in front
of the fire?
552
00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:44,234
Huh. Not exactly.
553
00:26:46,701 --> 00:26:49,767
You were riding
me in the stable,
554
00:26:49,767 --> 00:26:52,467
diving into
in the pool,
555
00:26:52,467 --> 00:26:54,634
slamming me on
the tennis court.
556
00:26:57,734 --> 00:27:00,200
Well, that gives a new
meaning to u.s. Open.
557
00:27:01,267 --> 00:27:03,400
I better start
practicing my serve.
558
00:27:07,968 --> 00:27:10,100
Wouldn't you rather
just cuddle?
559
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,567
What?
I said wouldn't
you rather just
lie here and...
560
00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:17,634
no. No, no, i
heard what you said.
561
00:27:17,634 --> 00:27:18,634
You said "cuddle".
562
00:27:18,634 --> 00:27:19,834
So?
563
00:27:19,834 --> 00:27:23,667
So, i have never,
ever once
564
00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:25,133
heard you even
use that word,
565
00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:27,133
much less actually
want to do it.
566
00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:30,501
Okay, so can we just
rn t tu lights out?
No! No.
567
00:27:31,634 --> 00:27:33,501
Brian kinney
fucks, sucks,
568
00:27:33,501 --> 00:27:37,334
rims, rams but
never... cuddles.
569
00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:40,267
Okay, so i used a
word that offends
your sensibilities.
570
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:41,501
Oh...
forgive me.
571
00:27:41,501 --> 00:27:43,767
I apologize.
I'll never
572
00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:46,234
do it again.
No. It's more
than just th
573
00:27:46,234 --> 00:27:47,934
every day we
get closer to
being married,
574
00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:49,901
the person i know
gets further away.
575
00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:51,701
I'm right here.
576
00:27:51,701 --> 00:27:54,067
But it's not you.
577
00:27:54,067 --> 00:27:56,901
Looks like you, feels
like you, but you...
578
00:27:56,901 --> 00:27:58,834
you would
never...
579
00:27:58,834 --> 00:27:59,834
huh...
580
00:27:59,834 --> 00:28:01,367
go to your own stag party
581
00:28:01,367 --> 00:28:04,100
and not fuck every
hot guy in sight.
582
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,567
You would never be more
interested in gardening
583
00:28:06,567 --> 00:28:07,701
than getting laid.
584
00:28:07,701 --> 00:28:10,501
I'm just trying
to make you happy.
585
00:28:10,501 --> 00:28:13,000
I want you to do
what makes you happy,
586
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,033
not me.
587
00:28:19,467 --> 00:28:21,067
What about you?
[Sighing]
588
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,033
Yes, you.
589
00:28:24,968 --> 00:28:26,000
Not going to new york?
590
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,234
Fuck new york.
591
00:28:27,234 --> 00:28:28,300
Conquering the art world?
592
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,167
Fuck the art world.
593
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,267
Why?
594
00:28:32,367 --> 00:28:34,234
Because
you're afraid?
I'm not afraid.
595
00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:35,801
Then what?
I don't want it.
596
00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:37,868
Bullshit.
I don't.
597
00:28:37,868 --> 00:28:39,133
It means nothing.
598
00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:40,300
Would it still
an nothing
599
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:42,534
if i wasn't here?
600
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,434
How do you expect
me to give
a you rational response
601
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,267
when the circumstances
you've presented
602
00:28:48,267 --> 00:28:50,133
are completely
suppositional and, as such,
603
00:28:50,133 --> 00:28:51,901
have no basis
in reality?
604
00:28:51,901 --> 00:28:54,200
Just answer the
goddamn question.
Aw, i don't know.
605
00:29:04,467 --> 00:29:05,734
Well, i do.
606
00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:11,367
I don't want to
with someone
607
00:29:11,367 --> 00:29:13,300
who sacrificed their life
608
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:14,734
and called it love...
609
00:29:17,033 --> 00:29:18,334
to be with me.
610
00:29:21,434 --> 00:29:23,734
Neither do i.
611
00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:40,934
Debbie:
Ta-da!
612
00:29:42,534 --> 00:29:43,567
What's that?
613
00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:45,901
It's a quadruple
bypass sundae.
614
00:29:45,901 --> 00:29:47,367
Huh.
Four kinds
of ice cream,
615
00:29:48,968 --> 00:29:50,000
what's that?
616
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,534
It's a quadruple
bypass sundae.
617
00:29:51,534 --> 00:29:53,467
Huh.
Four kinds
of ice cream,
618
00:29:53,467 --> 00:29:55,267
four kinds of toppings,
four kinds of sauce.
619
00:29:55,267 --> 00:29:56,567
You want to give
me a heart attack?
620
00:29:56,567 --> 00:29:58,300
It's the only thing
i could think of
621
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:00,200
that was sweeter than you.
622
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,701
Well,
623
00:30:01,701 --> 00:30:03,767
i guess it beats getting
hell was that for?
624
00:30:03,767 --> 00:30:06,501
That's to remind you
what'll happen to you
625
00:30:06,501 --> 00:30:10,567
if you ever stop being
the most loving son a
mother has ever had.
626
00:30:12,701 --> 00:30:13,868
Wouldn't you
agree, ben?
627
00:30:13,868 --> 00:30:15,067
Oh, i'd be
scared not to.
628
00:30:19,334 --> 00:30:21,634
Hey, kid.
629
00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:23,033
Can you bring
us some water?
630
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,267
Did you ever
hear of "please"?
631
00:30:31,234 --> 00:30:33,033
Sit down.
632
00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:34,367
Well, what
did i do now?
633
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:37,767
We got your
report card.
634
00:30:37,767 --> 00:30:39,901
Oh, shit.
635
00:30:39,901 --> 00:30:41,801
You passed
every subject
636
00:30:41,801 --> 00:30:43,501
with "bs" and "cs".
637
00:30:43,501 --> 00:30:45,901
No shit?
That's awe-
some, dude.
638
00:30:45,901 --> 00:30:48,501
That means you
get to graduate
with your class.
639
00:30:48,501 --> 00:30:50,801
Next step, m.i.t.
640
00:30:50,801 --> 00:30:53,067
That's theongahela
institute of typing.
641
00:30:55,901 --> 00:30:57,000
What's this?
642
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,767
It's a journal,
643
00:30:58,767 --> 00:30:59,868
to write
stuff in.
644
00:31:02,467 --> 00:31:03,534
"H.n.b."
645
00:31:03,534 --> 00:31:06,000
They're your
initials,
646
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,434
if you'd like
them to be.
647
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,701
Hunter novotny-bruckner.
648
00:31:11,868 --> 00:31:13,934
Instead of being
our foster son,
649
00:31:13,934 --> 00:31:16,000
we'd like you to
be our real son.
650
00:31:17,067 --> 00:31:19,734
That is, if
you'd like us to
be your fathers.
651
00:31:21,334 --> 00:31:23,067
You mean, you
want to adopt me?
652
00:31:24,567 --> 00:31:25,968
As soon as
possible,
653
00:31:25,968 --> 00:31:27,734
in case
prop 14 passes.
654
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:35,734
So what
do you say?
655
00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:42,501
Hunter:
"Today,
656
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:45,767
michael and
ben asked me
657
00:31:45,767 --> 00:31:47,367
to be their son...
658
00:31:52,167 --> 00:31:53,267
i said 'yes.'"
659
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,834
It's a rehearsal
dinner but what's
to rehearse?
660
00:32:08,834 --> 00:32:10,100
They say, "i do,"
then they do it.
661
00:32:11,501 --> 00:32:14,033
But what do you
get the man who's
had everyone?
662
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,868
A water buffalo.
663
00:32:17,968 --> 00:32:19,968
Why the hell
would brian want
to fuck that?
664
00:32:19,968 --> 00:32:22,434
It's to help
cambodian farmers
plough their fields
665
00:32:22,434 --> 00:32:24,534
and provide milk
for their children.
666
00:32:24,534 --> 00:32:27,033
Well, that is
so much more
imaginative
667
00:32:27,033 --> 00:32:28,868
than another
boring old...
668
00:32:28,868 --> 00:32:30,968
stngeir erlidren.
669
00:32:30,968 --> 00:32:33,467
Well, that is
so much more
imaginative
670
00:32:33,467 --> 00:32:35,167
than another
boring old...
671
00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,300
sterli silng
place setting
from tiffany's.
672
00:32:48,701 --> 00:32:50,667
We would like
to thank you all
673
00:32:50,667 --> 00:32:52,133
for coming to our
rehearsal dinner.
674
00:32:54,968 --> 00:32:57,434
Howeveherer, t
nothing to rehearse.
675
00:32:58,868 --> 00:33:00,033
The wedding's off.
676
00:33:08,968 --> 00:33:10,667
No, it's true.
677
00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:12,267
We decided not
to get married.
678
00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:25,968
How the fuck do you
return a water buffalo?
679
00:33:28,868 --> 00:33:30,601
Based on our
previous discussion,
680
00:33:30,601 --> 00:33:33,334
i came up with a campaign
that's more...
681
00:33:33,334 --> 00:33:34,701
in line with
your vision.
682
00:33:35,634 --> 00:33:36,701
Brian:
Cynthia.
683
00:33:41,167 --> 00:33:43,400
Now we're cooking.
Nice work, brian.
684
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,133
It's exactly what
i had in mind.
685
00:33:45,133 --> 00:33:46,434
Intimate, warm,
686
00:33:46,434 --> 00:33:48,334
romantic.
687
00:33:48,334 --> 00:33:51,434
All the feelings
a woman associates
with love-making.
688
00:33:51,434 --> 00:33:52,501
Right, cynthia?
689
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,834
Uh, some women.
690
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,100
Brian:
But there's only
one problem.
691
00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,300
Women aren't going to
be buying a little pill
692
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,267
to make their dicks hard.
693
00:34:02,267 --> 00:34:03,667
Men are.
694
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:04,868
Straight, gay,
695
00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:06,968
democrat,
republican,
doesn't matter.
696
00:34:06,968 --> 00:34:09,801
They're all paying
10 bucks a pop
697
00:34:09,801 --> 00:34:11,601
for the same reason.
698
00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:13,767
And trust me, ms. Dixon,
699
00:34:13,767 --> 00:34:15,634
it's not to
rekindle the flame.
700
00:34:16,734 --> 00:34:18,133
They want to fuck.
701
00:34:19,367 --> 00:34:20,968
They want to
shoot their loads
702
00:34:20,968 --> 00:34:24,434
as often as they can,
as hard as they can,
703
00:34:24,434 --> 00:34:26,634
all night long
if tcan.
704
00:34:26,634 --> 00:34:28,133
Not cuddle in
705
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:30,634
not cuddle in
front of the fire
706
00:34:30,634 --> 00:34:33,000
with some nice lady who
looks like their mother.
707
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,734
Despite your
personal feelings,
we want the ad.
708
00:34:35,734 --> 00:34:37,167
You can't have it.
709
00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:39,401
Because,
710
00:34:39,401 --> 00:34:41,134
despite these
conservative times,
711
00:34:41,134 --> 00:34:43,067
it's still all about sex.
712
00:34:43,067 --> 00:34:48,834
So i suggest
that you take your
business elsewhere.
713
00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,234
I made us a
little something.
714
00:35:04,234 --> 00:35:05,900
Thanks. I
am famished.
715
00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:09,033
I tagged all the
pieces we're going
to put in storage,
716
00:35:09,033 --> 00:35:10,134
the ones
we're selling
717
00:35:10,134 --> 00:35:11,300
and the ones
we're giving away.
718
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,334
I don't suppose
there's any point
719
00:35:12,334 --> 00:35:13,933
in keeping
this old table.
720
00:35:13,933 --> 00:35:15,634
Christ, you're
such a shikseh.
721
00:35:16,567 --> 00:35:17,634
Why don't you
just say it?
722
00:35:17,634 --> 00:35:19,634
You want
the table.
I don't.
723
00:35:19,634 --> 00:35:21,933
I just thought
it's a shame to...
[chuckling]
724
00:35:21,933 --> 00:35:24,367
All right. I
want the table.
Good.
725
00:35:24,367 --> 00:35:25,634
[Groan]
We'll keep it.
726
00:35:26,868 --> 00:35:29,834
I keep telling
myself it's
just a house.
727
00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:33,000
A bunch of not-
very-grand or even
spacious rooms,
728
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,701
but everywhere
i look, i see us.
729
00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:38,834
Hmmm. Like
over there,
730
00:35:38,834 --> 00:35:40,200
at gus'bris.
731
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,300
Briau
yon: Two, in
the kitchen,
732
00:35:43,167 --> 00:35:44,234
now!
733
00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:47,000
You mean, his almostbris.
734
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:51,100
Or the
front gate
735
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:52,634
where i proposed to you.
736
00:35:58,033 --> 00:36:00,200
Or the time i was
sitting there and...
737
00:36:01,501 --> 00:36:02,601
you told me...
738
00:36:02,601 --> 00:36:04,768
i'll stay until
after the baby's born.
739
00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:08,534
What?
740
00:36:10,634 --> 00:36:12,200
Nothing.
741
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,501
Just a bad memory.
742
00:36:14,601 --> 00:36:15,967
They're part of us too.
743
00:36:17,601 --> 00:36:19,967
Without them...
744
00:36:19,967 --> 00:36:22,167
how do we
appreciate
the good ones?
745
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:30,834
What do
you say...
746
00:36:30,834 --> 00:36:33,167
we make one
more memory?
747
00:36:49,134 --> 00:36:51,067
Emmett:
Mmm.
748
00:36:51,067 --> 00:36:53,467
The glories
of nature.
749
00:36:53,467 --> 00:36:55,768
The "beautiful for
spacious skies",
750
00:36:55,768 --> 00:36:58,634
the "purple
mountain's
majesty".
751
00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:00,634
Huh. Don't
forget the
"fruited plains".
752
00:37:01,701 --> 00:37:04,434
Aren't you
glad you came?
Mmm.
753
00:37:04,434 --> 00:37:05,768
Thrilled.
754
00:37:05,768 --> 00:37:07,768
Would have lost
the room deposit
if we hadn't.
755
00:37:09,933 --> 00:37:11,667
Well, honey,
i know it's
not exactly
756
00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:14,701
the romantic
getaway you'd hoped
for, but, um...
757
00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:17,734
i promise you,
you're going to
have a fabulous
birthday anyway.
758
00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:23,001
God. Oh, god.
759
00:37:23,001 --> 00:37:25,034
Talk about your
fire hazard.
760
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,667
Thatng's thiore
flaming than you.
761
00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:28,701
Geez.
It's 40 candles.
762
00:37:28,701 --> 00:37:30,567
One for every
year, plus one
to grow on.
763
00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:32,701
Oh, do you have
to remind me?
764
00:37:32,701 --> 00:37:35,233
Well, it's quite
an achievement to
get to be your age.
765
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,334
You know
wh i mat
766
00:37:38,334 --> 00:37:39,834
well, hurry up
and make a wish
767
00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:42,001
before the
place burns down.
[Chuckling]
768
00:37:42,934 --> 00:37:44,901
Huh. You know...
769
00:37:46,467 --> 00:37:48,934
every year, i
always wish for
the same thing:
770
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:50,034
A boyfriend.
771
00:37:50,934 --> 00:37:54,333
Someone to love,
who'll love me.
772
00:37:58,233 --> 00:38:00,367
This year i think
i'm going to wish
for something else.
773
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,734
The wisdom
and the maturity
to realize that...
774
00:38:06,734 --> 00:38:08,968
i won't find
what i want by
looking for it.
775
00:38:11,434 --> 00:38:14,167
Not expect someone
else to give me what
i never gave myself.
776
00:38:16,801 --> 00:38:19,867
That i'm not a
half waiting to
be made a whole.
777
00:38:24,701 --> 00:38:27,867
And even if that
special person
never comes along...
778
00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:40,367
i'll be just fine.
779
00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:56,767
Ted?
780
00:38:59,534 --> 00:39:01,001
Blake?
781
00:39:01,001 --> 00:39:02,901
I thought
it was you.
782
00:39:02,901 --> 00:39:05,500
Oh... what are
you doing here?
783
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,068
I'm on the gay
ski team now.
784
00:39:08,734 --> 00:39:11,367
And it's gay
ski week.
785
00:39:11,367 --> 00:39:12,734
Right.
Huh!
786
00:39:13,634 --> 00:39:17,567
Ah... uh, you
remember...
emmett.
787
00:39:17,567 --> 00:39:20,233
Yeah, wow. Uh,
what a surprise.
788
00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:22,834
And teddy was just about
to hang up his skis.
789
00:39:22,834 --> 00:39:25,001
Huh!
You ski?
790
00:39:25,001 --> 00:39:26,901
I'm lucky if i can
walk. No, we're...
791
00:39:26,901 --> 00:39:28,634
we're here for
my birthday.
792
00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:30,267
Uh, strictly as friends.
793
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:34,667
Happy birthday.
794
00:39:36,068 --> 00:39:37,167
Thanks.
795
00:39:38,068 --> 00:39:39,634
And y... you,
uh... uh...
796
00:39:40,867 --> 00:39:42,400
no.
797
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,801
Oh.
798
00:39:43,801 --> 00:39:45,767
I'm with, uh,
11 other men.
799
00:39:50,201 --> 00:39:51,734
well, you
know, i...
800
00:39:51,734 --> 00:39:53,667
i always
preferred the...
801
00:39:59,367 --> 00:40:00,467
fulfilling.
802
00:40:05,834 --> 00:40:07,068
Well, i'll, uh...
803
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:09,767
catch you later.
804
00:40:09,767 --> 00:40:12,334
Emmett:
Uh, no,
hey. Hey...
805
00:40:12,334 --> 00:40:14,867
why not now?
806
00:40:14,867 --> 00:40:16,934
Yummy cake to myself. His
807
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,467
thanks, em.
808
00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:41,534
Pardon me,
809
00:40:41,534 --> 00:40:43,367
but aren't you
emmett honeycutt
810
00:40:43,367 --> 00:40:45,567
of the hazelhurst,
mississippi honeycutts?
811
00:40:47,968 --> 00:40:50,167
Why, yes i am.
[Sniffing]
812
00:40:50,167 --> 00:40:51,534
And, uh,
you are...?
813
00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:52,601
Ah...
814
00:40:53,634 --> 00:40:54,467
oh my god.
815
00:40:54,467 --> 00:40:56,601
You're
calvin culpe
816
00:40:56,601 --> 00:40:57,968
pp
and, uh,
you are...?
817
00:40:57,968 --> 00:40:59,034
Ah...
818
00:41:00,068 --> 00:41:02,567
oh my god.
819
00:41:02,567 --> 00:41:04,167
You're
calvin culpeer. Pp
820
00:41:05,634 --> 00:41:09,133
You were on the
boys' swim team
in high school.
821
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,300
I used to go
to those meets
822
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,300
just hoping
your trunks
would slip off.
823
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:14,801
Oh, now...
824
00:41:14,801 --> 00:41:15,934
So did i.
825
00:41:17,068 --> 00:41:18,167
Hmm...
826
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,934
so, uh, what
do you say
827
00:41:21,934 --> 00:41:24,267
we go back to my
room and, uh...
828
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,867
reminiscout
old times?
829
00:41:26,867 --> 00:41:28,801
There's not
that mto
reminisce about.
830
00:41:30,601 --> 00:41:31,667
I know.
831
00:41:35,834 --> 00:41:37,467
I love you,
honey bun.
832
00:41:37,467 --> 00:41:39,334
Debbie:
I hope eve
ry-dy peed.
833
00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:42,534
Whenever i
used to take
michael anywhere,
834
00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:44,367
no sooner we'd
leave the house
than he'd say,
835
00:41:44,367 --> 00:41:45,701
"ma, i gotta
tinkle."
836
00:41:45,701 --> 00:41:47,834
[Laughter]
And i'd
say, "why?
837
00:41:47,834 --> 00:41:49,500
You couldn't have
done it before you
left the house?"
838
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:52,133
Do you mind if we
not relive the golden
days of yesteryear?
839
00:41:52,133 --> 00:41:54,267
And i'd
say, "why? So to speak. Ughter
840
00:41:54,267 --> 00:41:55,934
you couldn't have
done it before you
left the house?"
841
00:41:55,934 --> 00:41:59,367
Do you mind if we
not relive the golden
days of yesteryear?
842
00:41:59,367 --> 00:42:01,767
Tires, the water,
the oil, the brakes. Cked the
843
00:42:01,767 --> 00:42:03,968
never send a fag
to do a dyke's work.
844
00:42:03,968 --> 00:42:05,467
Ben:
And remember
to call
845
00:42:05,467 --> 00:42:07,968
when you arrive.
Well, how
can we forget
846
00:42:07,968 --> 00:42:10,434
when michael will
be calling us
every five minutes
to remind us?
847
00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:17,567
Well, i guess
it's time we...
hold it.
848
00:42:18,767 --> 00:42:19,968
I don't care
where you're going
849
00:42:19,968 --> 00:42:21,467
and i don't care
what you're doing,
850
00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,233
but you better
get your asses
back here
851
00:42:23,233 --> 00:42:25,767
every thanksgiving,
christmas,
4th of july,
852
00:42:25,767 --> 00:42:27,567
chanukahand
mother's day.
853
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,133
'Cause you
know how i feel
about family.
854
00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:35,567
Well, we wouldn't be
one without you, deb.
855
00:42:35,567 --> 00:42:36,634
Huh!
856
00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:42,434
Take good care of
my granddaughter.
857
00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:50,567
Mmmm...
oh!
858
00:42:52,034 --> 00:42:53,200
I love you.
859
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,400
Melanie:
Ready to roll.
860
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,968
Brian:
Mel.
Melanie:
Brian.
861
00:42:55,968 --> 00:42:57,434
Debbie:
Don't you think i'm
not coming utherp
862
00:42:57,434 --> 00:42:58,801
for my grand-
daughter's birthday,
863
00:42:58,801 --> 00:43:00,934
so you better
make room.
864
00:43:08,734 --> 00:43:10,567
You'll be
all right?
865
00:43:10,567 --> 00:43:12,267
Without you
cwazy wesbians?
866
00:43:13,767 --> 00:43:15,400
I meant justin.
867
00:43:16,467 --> 00:43:19,068
He's a
selfish prick,
868
00:43:19,068 --> 00:43:21,300
thinks only
of himself.
869
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,567
You taught
him well.
870
00:43:30,001 --> 00:43:31,467
I know.
871
00:43:31,467 --> 00:43:32,934
I'm sorry.
872
00:43:34,734 --> 00:43:36,001
No apologies.
873
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,467
No regrets.
874
00:43:43,601 --> 00:43:45,534
Melanie:
Are we leaving
some time today?
875
00:43:58,601 --> 00:43:59,734
Goodbye, son.
876
00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,634
Debbie:
Bye-bye,
sweetheart.
877
00:44:14,634 --> 00:44:16,634
[Chuckle]
Drive carefully.
878
00:44:16,634 --> 00:44:18,133
Call us when
you get there.
879
00:44:19,233 --> 00:44:20,767
We miss
you already.
880
00:44:20,767 --> 00:44:22,934
Ben:
Bye. Have fun.
881
00:44:22,934 --> 00:44:24,100
Debbie:
See you soon.
882
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:25,334
We love you.
883
00:44:25,334 --> 00:44:27,601
Various:
Bye-bye. Bye.
884
00:44:55,934 --> 00:44:57,100
When's your flight?
885
00:44:58,167 --> 00:44:59,267
10:00.
886
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,434
I think i've
finally found
a place to stay.
887
00:45:09,434 --> 00:45:11,167
Daphne has a
friend in the
east village.
888
00:45:14,867 --> 00:45:18,200
Finding a work space is
going to be difficult.
889
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,300
Apparently,
everything
costs a fortune.
890
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:24,267
Well, you'll manage.
You always do.
891
00:45:30,801 --> 00:45:32,100
I'll be back.
892
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:35,233
And you'll come there.
893
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,434
We're going to see each
other all the time.
894
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:37,567
You don't
know that.
895
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:41,467
Neither do i.
896
00:45:48,767 --> 00:45:50,801
Whether we
see each other
next weekend
897
00:45:50,801 --> 00:45:52,034
or next month...
898
00:45:53,701 --> 00:45:55,667
never again...
899
00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:57,634
it doesn't matter.
It's only time.
900
00:46:08,001 --> 00:46:09,100
Mmmm.
901
00:46:17,034 --> 00:46:18,267
You didn't return them?
902
00:46:20,233 --> 00:46:21,467
I didn't return them.
903
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:46,001
We don't need
rings or vows
904
00:46:46,001 --> 00:46:47,534
to prove that we
love each other.
905
00:46:49,701 --> 00:46:51,034
We already
know that.
906
00:47:02,367 --> 00:47:04,400
You did it.
907
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,467
Did what?
908
00:47:10,334 --> 00:47:12,934
Became...
909
00:47:12,934 --> 00:47:15,500
the best
homosexual you
could possibly be.
910
00:50:40,034 --> 00:50:41,734
Thought you might
like some company.
911
00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:47,201
Why are you out so late?
912
00:50:47,201 --> 00:50:49,500
It's barely
midnight.
913
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:52,201
The good old days,
we'd just be heading
off to babylon.
914
00:50:52,201 --> 00:50:53,533
Babylon'gones
915
00:50:54,867 --> 00:50:56,434
so are the
good old days.
916
00:51:00,368 --> 00:51:01,567
Not yet.
917
00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,734
Christ.
918
00:51:12,734 --> 00:51:14,500
[Sighing]
What did
you expect?
919
00:51:16,234 --> 00:51:18,234
Dancing boys?
920
00:51:18,234 --> 00:51:20,201
Glitter falling
from on high?
921
00:51:24,067 --> 00:51:25,334
This is where we came
922
00:51:25,334 --> 00:51:27,334
the night of
our senior prom
923
00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:28,600
when we dumped our dates.
924
00:51:29,533 --> 00:51:32,767
Hmm, the ghastly
judy zumholtz.
925
00:51:32,767 --> 00:51:35,967
And the equally
dreadful carol kolodny.
926
00:51:35,967 --> 00:51:38,401
We snuck in.
We got stoned.
927
00:51:38,401 --> 00:51:40,434
Danced with
our shirts off.
928
00:51:40,434 --> 00:51:42,533
You got blown
in the back room.
929
00:51:44,967 --> 00:51:46,500
This is where
it all began.
930
00:51:48,167 --> 00:51:49,633
[Sighing]
And ended.
931
00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:53,734
But it's
who we are.
932
00:51:55,267 --> 00:51:56,734
It's what
made us.
933
00:51:58,934 --> 00:52:00,800
Didn't you
say that...
934
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,001
that's all a
cheap illusion,
935
00:52:03,001 --> 00:52:04,767
and that outside,
life goes on
936
00:52:04,767 --> 00:52:07,101
but in here,
nothing ever
changes?
937
00:52:07,101 --> 00:52:08,633
I did say
that. Yes.
938
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:13,500
But that
was before i
understood...
939
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,633
that some
things aren't
meant to change.
940
00:52:20,468 --> 00:52:21,834
Dance with me.
941
00:52:22,767 --> 00:52:24,533
[Scoffing]
Why not?
942
00:52:25,567 --> 00:52:28,401
Well, for one
thing, there's
no music.
943
00:52:28,401 --> 00:52:30,834
Of course
there is. Can't
you hear it?
944
00:52:30,834 --> 00:52:32,533
The old "thumpa-thumpa"?
945
00:52:35,468 --> 00:52:36,767
Oh, watch it, asshole.
946
00:52:36,767 --> 00:52:37,900
You want to bust
your stitches?
947
00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:39,301
I'm fine.
948
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:42,767
Come on.
949
00:52:44,401 --> 00:52:45,600
Come on!
950
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,900
Shake that
groove thing.
951
00:52:49,633 --> 00:52:51,301
You shake it, mikey.
952
00:52:53,367 --> 00:52:55,034
I am too...
what? Old?
953
00:52:58,234 --> 00:53:00,067
You'll always be young.
954
00:53:00,067 --> 00:53:01,334
You'll always
be beautiful.
955
00:53:01,334 --> 00:53:12,467
You're
brian kinney,
for fuck's sake.
956
00:53:30,367 --> 00:53:32,833
So what
957
00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:34,000
our song.
958
00:53:39,401 --> 00:53:41,601
* i look into the window *
959
00:53:41,601 --> 00:53:42,933
* of my mind *
960
00:53:46,734 --> 00:53:48,367
* reflections
of the fears *
961
00:53:48,367 --> 00:53:51,267
* i know
lefi'vebehind *
962
00:53:54,234 --> 00:53:57,067
* i step out
of the ordinary *
963
00:53:57,933 --> 00:53:59,234
* i can feel
my soul ascending *
964
00:54:01,334 --> 00:54:05,334
* i'm on my way
can't stop me now *
965
00:54:05,334 --> 00:54:07,601
* and you can
do the same *
966
00:54:07,601 --> 00:54:09,401
* you can do the same *
967
00:54:09,401 --> 00:54:11,234
* you can do the same *
968
00:54:11,234 --> 00:54:13,134
* you can do the same *
969
00:54:13,134 --> 00:54:14,967
* you can do the same *
970
00:54:14,967 --> 00:54:16,833
* you can do the same *
971
00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:18,768
* you can do the same *
972
00:54:18,768 --> 00:54:20,567
* you can do the same *
973
00:54:54,401 --> 00:54:58,167
* what have you done today
to make you feel proud? *
974
00:54:59,467 --> 00:55:01,867
* it's never too late
to try *
975
00:55:01,867 --> 00:55:06,034
* what have you done today
to make you feel proud? *
976
00:55:09,301 --> 00:55:12,967
* you could be
so many people *
977
00:55:12,967 --> 00:55:16,800
* if you make that break
for freedom *
978
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,567
* what have you done today? *
979
00:55:18,567 --> 00:55:20,534
* i'll make you feel proud *
980
00:55:24,301 --> 00:55:27,668
* i look into the window
of my mind *
981
00:55:31,601 --> 00:55:33,434
* reflections
of the fears *
982
00:55:33,434 --> 00:55:36,267
* i know i've
left behind *
983
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,800
* i step out
of the ordinary *
984
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,234
* i canl
fee my soul ascending *
985
00:55:46,234 --> 00:55:50,234
* i'm on my way
can't stop me now *
986
00:55:50,234 --> 00:55:52,467
* and you can
do the same *
987
00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:56,034
* what have you done today? *
988
00:55:56,034 --> 00:55:58,200
* i'll make you feel proud *
989
00:56:00,734 --> 00:56:03,100
michael: [narrating]
So the thumpa-
thumpa continues.
990
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:06,134
It always will, no
matter what happens,
991
00:56:06,134 --> 00:56:08,234
no matter
who's president.
992
00:56:08,234 --> 00:56:11,000
As our lady of disco, the
divine miss gloria gaynor,
993
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,634
has always sung to us:
994
00:56:13,634 --> 00:56:15,501
"We will survive."
995
00:56:24,267 --> 00:56:27,601
* still so many answers
i don't know *
996
00:56:29,034 --> 00:56:31,867
* there are so
many answers *
997
00:56:31,867 --> 00:56:33,933
* realize that
to question *
998
00:56:33,933 --> 00:56:36,234
* is how we grow *
999
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,100
* to question is to grow *
1000
00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:42,967
* so i step out
of the ordinary *
1001
00:56:42,967 --> 00:56:46,401
* i can feel
my soul ascending *
1002
00:56:46,401 --> 00:56:50,634
* i'm on my way
can't stop me now *
1003
00:56:50,634 --> 00:56:54,267
* you can do
the same, yeah *
1004
00:56:54,267 --> 00:56:56,234
* what have you done today? *
1005
00:56:56,234 --> 00:56:58,301
* make you feel proud *
* yeah *
1006
00:56:58,301 --> 00:57:00,534
* we need a change *
* yeah *
1007
00:57:00,534 --> 00:57:02,867
* do it today *
* yeah *
1008
00:57:02,867 --> 00:57:04,668
* i can feel
my spirit rising *
1009
00:57:04,668 --> 00:57:05,867
* change, yeah *
1010
00:57:05,867 --> 00:57:07,900
* we need a change *
* yeah *
1011
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:10,167
* so do it today *
* yeah *
1012
00:57:10,167 --> 00:57:13,067
* 'cause i can see
a clear horizon *
1013
00:57:13,067 --> 00:57:17,367
* what have you done today
to make you feel proud? *
1014
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:19,434
* let me hear you
let me hear you *
1015
00:57:19,434 --> 00:57:22,301
* let me hear you *
* so what have you done today *
1016
00:57:22,301 --> 00:57:25,367
* to make you feel proud? *
1017
00:57:25,367 --> 00:57:27,933
* yeah yeah yeah yeah *
1018
00:57:27,933 --> 00:57:30,701
* 'cause you could be
so many people *
1019
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,467
* if you make that break
for freedom *
1020
00:57:35,467 --> 00:57:39,367
* so what have you done today
to make you feel proud? *
1021
00:57:39,367 --> 00:57:41,067
* what have
you done today? *
1022
00:57:41,067 --> 00:57:44,867
* yeah yeah what
have you done today? *
1023
00:57:44,867 --> 00:57:46,800
* what have
you done today? *
1024
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:50,967
* what have you done today
to make you feel proud? *
1025
00:57:50,967 --> 00:57:52,768
* oh yeah yeah yeah yeah *
1026
00:57:54,434 --> 00:57:58,000
* you could be
so many people *
1027
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,701
* if you just make
that break for freedom *
1028
00:58:01,701 --> 00:58:03,501
* so what have you done today *
1029
00:58:03,501 --> 00:58:05,933
* to make you feel proud? *
1030
00:58:31,833 --> 00:58:35,634
* what have you done today
to make you feel proud? *
1031
00:58:36,768 --> 00:58:40,000
* it's never too late to try *
1032
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,701
moo!
* what have you done today
to make you feel proud? *
1033
00:58:44,601 --> 00:58:46,768
* mm mm mm mm *
1034
00:58:46,768 --> 00:58:49,567
* you could be
so many people *
1035
00:58:50,601 --> 00:58:54,334
* if you make
the break for freedom *
1036
00:58:54,334 --> 00:58:56,000
* what have you done today? *
1037
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,100
* i'll make you feel proud *